gnasting:

sexual orientation: alone

…I’m someone who’s mostly dead inside but still has a little hope for something extraordinary, which, as I said, is the worst breed of human, because it means I know everything is bullshit, but that I secretly hope for the day when it might not be.

Nick Miller, Isn’t It Pretty To Think So? 

"Be honest: is your book truth or fiction?" I get this question the most. Well, at the time, the line above was probably the most truthful thing I wrote in that entire book.

(via nickmiller)

The thoughts you hide from during the day will find you at night while you sleep.

— (via nickmiller)

You made me everything I hated

sectumseverus19:

p0king-sm0t:

dolly-kitten:

SCRUB DUB DUB GOAT IN A TUB

How can you not reblog a soapy baby goat

Goats make me laugh because when they make goat noises their tongue goes out.

come-paint:

Women’s nudes are sexier because we don’t have a twinkie slanging in-between our legs. Maybe I’m biased but whatever 

besieged:

if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college

babyferaligator:

sighprincess:

What are some cool sex positions

standing at the ATM handin me all ur money

dmolitionlovers:

close the door mom you are letting the emo out

anonynaila:

subvertcliche:

mello-dramatic:

Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

THIS IS THE BEST POST

I HAVE EVER SEEN

EVER

they really do mean everyone