un-ermite:

vicvondoombwhahaha:

You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp

an avant garden harp

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

i just need to get my shit together

— me in 2009/2012/this time last year/a minute ago/next year probably (via guy)
fieldbears:

britneyjustin:


britsanity:






Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.”



i can never not reblog this



T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”


The older I get the more her breakdown seems less ‘unbalanced’ and more ‘completely understandable’

co-ver:

You could give me 67 years to do homework and I wouldn’t do it until the night before

fukkkres:

u lucky he holdin me back bitch 

Andrea Mantegna, ceiling detail of the Camera Picta, 1465-74

satanslabia:

woah man i really need to fornicate

luckydayblog:

YES TO THIS.

slutdropped:

Not being able to kiss someone you really rEALLY REALLY wanna kiss is kinda sad and very dumb.